Newborn Sleep is More Frustrating and Chaotic Than You Think

“Sleep my child. Please, I beg you, go to sleep!” (Photo via Wikimedia Commons)

Take everything I say with a grain of salt because I don’t know shit about shit.

From my very limited experience raising exactly one infant, my battered and bewildered intellect can muster only a single piece of advice that resembles some kind of bedrock principle: Every baby is different.